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The Islamic faith is a major Abrahamic religion practiced throughout the human world.

Chess is of extreme importance to followers of the Islamic faith (known as followers of the Islamic faith), and can be found underpinning several major elements of the faith of the Islamic faith:

  • A man and a woman are not to engage in fucking before they have engaged in Chess.
  • In the Islamic faith, the Bishop is known as the Imam. He functions identically, except for performing the call to prayer five times each day from the roof of the Castle. If a Castle is not available, the Imam may stand atop the Rook. If neither are available, use a Pawn.
  • Though it remains blasphemous to depict the image of the prophet Muhammed pbuh, it is slightly less offensive if he is playing Chess.
  • Contrary to popular belief, the Chess Queen is not to be draped in a burka, as she is just a Chess Piece.
  • The Rook is considered a pillar of the Islamic faith.

See also: The Quran

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